Sunday, June 9, 2013

GWAR: Ten Things Aliens Would Say if They Landed on this Planet and the First People They Met Were GWAR

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GWAR: Ten Things Aliens Would Say if They Landed on this Planet and the First People They Met Were GWAR
#gwarandaliens

10. "You guys look like the X-Cops."

4. "Please don't jizz on us."

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Saturday, June 8, 2013

The Gutter Twins: Ten Megadeth Songs if They Were Written by Norm MacDonald

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The Gutter Twins: Ten Megadeth Songs if They Were Written by Norm MacDonald
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10. 'David Hasselhoff is Loved to Death by the Germans'

9. 'Back in the Day When I Was Zero and You Wouldn't Recognize Me'

8. 'Of Mice and Men, I Choose Men'

7. 'Blessed are the Dead, Especially if You are a Football Player's Ex-Wife and a Waiter'

6. 'If Weiner Dog Chews at My Neck All Night I'll Wake Up Dead'[*]

5. 'Go to Hell, Unless You Don't Like the Heat'

4. 'Kick the Chair if the Chair is Heroin'

3. '44 Minutes is Not Enough Time to Watch '60 Minutes'

2. 'This Day We Fight, Unless I Feel Like Having a Sandwich, Then Tomorrow We Fight'

1. 'Never Walk Frank Stallone' 

[*]I patted myself on the back for at least a day after coming up with that one.

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Friday, June 7, 2013

Garbage: Ten Songs About Soccer

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Garbage: Ten Songs About Soccer
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8. 'Bored to Tears' by Black Label Society

5. 'Wasted Hours' by Arcade Fire

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Thursday, June 6, 2013

For Squirrels: Ten Songs That Are Just Too Cute for Words

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For Squirrels: Ten Songs That Are Just Too Cute for Words
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7. 'Spinning in Daffodils' by Them Crooked Vultures

3. 'Fifteen Feet of Pure White Snow' by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Flotsam and Jetsam: Ten Things Phil Anselmo Would Say to Randy Blythe if They Bumped Into One Another at a Burrito Shack

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Flotsam and Jetsam: Ten Things Phil Anselmo Would Say to Randy Blythe if They Bumped Into One Another at a Burrito Shack
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9. "There's a lot of fucking foreigners in here."

5. "This chorizo burrito is for fucking Dimebag."

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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Fightstar: Ten Songs That Would Have Made Good Entrance Music for Mike Tyson

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Fightstar: Ten Songs That Would Have Made Good Entrance Music for Mike Tyson
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9. 'Beat the Devil's Tattoo' by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

3. 'We Bite' by The Misfits

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Monday, June 3, 2013

Europe: Ten Places I Would Want to Visit Based on Song Title

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Europe: Ten Places I Would Want to Visit Based on Song Title
#songsworthvisiting

7. 'Pool of Booze Booze Booze' by Volbeat

1. 'Slutgarden' by Marilyn Manson

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