COLUMBUS - A long-forgotten song recorded during the 'Vulgar Display of Power' sessions has become the new Pantera single. 'Piss' was released to masses on April 11 and several fans still missing late guitarist 'Dimebag' Darrell Abbott came up with the same idea. Piss all over the grave of the shithead that murdered Abbott.
The Ohio headstone of Nathan Gale was turned into a public urinal as hundreds of Pantera fans descended on the cemetery to 'pay their respects.'
"I have been pounding black tooths for a day straight and I was ready to flood that bitch," said longtime fan Oscar Frederick. "I even polished off a plate of grilled asparagus to give my contribution a little extra punch."
Local law officials have treated the urinators like jaywalkers, essentially telling them it is wrong but looking the other way. An unnamed police sergeant said that officials will start cracking down after the weekend because the cemetery is "starting to smell like San Francisco."